• Joint purchase with Orville from an old amusement park.

  • His only job is to talk until kids get bored and walk away.

  • Makes a gnarly sandwich and a killer Arnold Palmer

  • Everyone inside the group likes his stories but nobody else can stand them

  • Orville old friend ♡

  • Strangely aware.

  • Knows not his first name, but it probably started with an H

  • His flower is one of those trick clown flowers that squirt water

  • Very polite, but he doesn’t take kindly to you if you’re rude.

  • Has a cane somewhere probably

  • Sometimes Happy or Perets will wake up to him talking at them